Elderly Gennady Prokofievich for the past two years has been very much tormented by hemorrhoids. The pain was terrible, he could not go to the toilet. Gennady Prokofievich already had the last stage, and when he went to the toilet, hemorrhoidal nodes fell out on a ruffle with a ragged sound, and Gennady Prokofievich had to call his wife to put them back.
Gennady Prokofievich asked for all the means: candles, and gauze, and the seed of a young deer, and even once went to the witch, which inserted the amulet into the anus and ordered him to wear it there for a week. When Gennady Prokofievich was already descended, his wife found an announcement of the following content in the newspaper:
A professional proctologist will effectively and painlessly eliminate constipation and hemorrhoids at home in a professional in office. Women do not contact. Phone 113-34-14. Dr. Aizerfritz Heinrich Germanovich. Inexpensive.
Without any thought, Gennady decided to turn to this specialist. He called, introduced himself, he answered a pleasant male voice, he asked that he was worried. Gennady Prokofievich explained, named his age, and then headed to the address that said a pleasant voice in the tube. When Gennady Prokofievich came, he was met very warmly, and warmly. A pleasant man met him, asked to go through, undress, and drink a cup of tea. Gennady did not expect such a reception at all. Then a pleasant person with a pleasant voice suggested entering the procedural. There he suggested that Gennady Prokofievich undress, and stand on all fours on the couch. Gennady Prokofievich drew attention to how beautifully his office was furnished, everything was simply sparkled with cleanliness. And the doctor examined the anus of his patient told him to dress and sit down. Then the doctor began to ask Gennady Prokofievich very strange questions:
Have you ever had problems with the anus before?
Someday they fought?
Whether they were engaged in anal masturbation?
Someday there were relations in the ass?
Gennady Prokofievich, yellowing, was indignant and nervous, and was about to leave, when suddenly the disease made himself felt.
Please help me a doctor, please do something. Gennady Prokofievich took off his pants, stood on all fours on the couch. A huge hemorrhoid knot got out.
Doctor kill him, doctor hurts me.
At this time, the doctor took out his excited member, and began to drive his head along the nodes with expiring pus and mucus. He began to plant a pensioner on his penis, thereby pushing hemorrhoids inward, when the member entered the entire length of the unexpectedly Gennady Prokofievich. A naive pensioner thought it was some kind of the healing apparatus, he thought that this was just a medical procedure. The doctor at that time continued to brazenly to have his patient when he finished, and pulled out a member of hemorrhoids again fell out.
Yes, a difficult case is an expensive patient, well, you have to go to extreme measures.
The doctor unexpectedly fell in his tongue to the expiring pus, and his own seed, hemorrhoidal nodes. And now Gennady Prokofievich did not understand anything. This procedure lasted about five minutes, the doctor tried everything with his tongue to shove in the naughty hemorrhoids inside, but the cunning was not superbelieved, and asked to lick himself yet. The doctor still did not work out and he with the words: » ah like this »took and bite off the whole gemmora. Jerking off his cock, and eating with pleasure hemorrhoids of the pensioner, the doctor finished very violently. Then he pulled the remnants with his lips, and just as people eat spaghetti. After that, he attached a gauze swab to the pope of the pensioner, and told the patient to dress, but he did not understand anything. They shook their hands and parted. The doctor said that he would send an account by mail. So it happened two weeks later the following content came:
Private treatment
Account addressed to: propyzdyako Gennady Prokofievich.
SERVICES:
Fucking in the ass – 500r.
Bite and eating hemorrhoids – 1000r.
Gauze tampon – 1r.
Doctor – Aisefricet Henry Germanovich
Total amount 1501 rubles
One thousand five hundred one ruble
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