And I’ll tell you, Padonki, as a general porn. Not, maybe someone is not interested – and a dick with him, and the people who are in the know about my subscriptions on porn topics – they constantly asked for details.
In general, I’ll say right away that I did not participate directly in the shooting – fuck it, I have a dick more than money, but I studied the whole kitchen Zaybato. My role in the process was that I composed musical accompaniment (I beg the music with music) to the porn movie of one famous Russian porn director. His films are usually exported, so high quality, stereo-huero, adjusting the background for plots-this is like priest.
Creating a porn movie for a nickel with the producer Makseta loot. Type: “Here you have 15 tons of Green (for example). For these 15 tons there should be 3 hours of recording, of which 2 hours are ordinary fucking, 40 minutes of full perversions and 20 minutes on plot gluing. From the perversions of the Stob, there was always rain, groups, anal/huyal and sado-mazo “. “Fuck! – The director says. Give another 5 tons and I will slow down the second “Caligula”.”In general, with a dough they solve the issue.
After that, the director Skukurivets, Ganzhik, begins to compose a script. Like “Forest, meadow, girl collects mushrooms and finds Dilda. Oh, the girl will say. What a song dild! : And begins to insert it into his pussy. Here 4 moose on the hind legs come out of the forest. Close -up – dicks knee -deep: “. In general, some kind of huynya with sketches of the environment, dialogues and participants. After that, this stooped directed begins to call acquaintances for rent from someone to rent a clearing (sauna/luxury number in the standing train car/Yetz), well, the necessary costumes and props – huy there are rubber, rods, inhoglet and other halt.
After that there is a casting. The director with the producer is viewing pictures of familiar porn actresses, videos with them, yobares are selected there and all that. If according to the scenario you need a certain type of the main character, then under the film specifically shelter of a woman of corresponding appearance. Search for occupying special assholes who are per percentage of Pasets in all kinds of institutions, clubs, etc.D. And there they specifically call girls for shooting. Well, and huyov too. Many Vyasets, because it is interesting and the money promises good. About money. Essenno, women get more, because the guys who want to go on the impudent to find it is forgotten. Karocheki receives a shooting day from 50 to 100 bucks, and the heat – from 30 to 500. But for 500 – this should be a really fucked woman, from the sight of which any corpse with eggs should end, and this beauty should agree to Ibazz in different holes and with different number of people. But there are exceptions – for example, in special cases, they can invite a understudy with similar forms for large fucking plans. That is, let’s say a dick sucks in front of the camera a thread of a fashion model, and 2 dicks and a dild in the ass close-up shove some kind of a thread of Putan from Staronenevsky. But I am distracted.
In general, when they select the composition of the actors and actresses for a neasanteader the next stage – the coordination of menstruation. That is, a trifle composite schedule schedule to choose the days when all participating baps have no bloody estrus. For the plans are large, and blood, constantly currently flowing from all holes, can excite the current of some kind of perverts like Bati or is it a fly-flies. And the fact is that rallying areas for filming is really dough. And therefore, all the trousers to survive the films for the shortest possible time as possible. Corresponding, so that everyone on such a working day can calmly, efficiently and cheerfully Ibazza.
And now, the first day before filming:
And now the day comes before the first shooting. In the sense of the day before filming. This is the very day when the actors gather about work about work, to plunge with one party and a look at each other. Like guys look at the kavo to be Zaftra and whether it will get a dick, and the chicks pretend how disgusting it will be and dirty. But it happens and vice versa, all the pile and all out of the general repetition. According to the script, nah.
By the way, to note that in most films the shooter is one and the same composition to the people, so that by and large they are all familiar. Well, like a hollow under a specific dick is sharpened or mouth just on the width of the ovytsets. But someone is new regularly by someone, and someone leaves the business heals AIDS and tripper and all that. And it happens, it is found some kind of test of a fan-loving couple under a concrete version. Suppose the director’s hyperizate imagination issued such a plot: he and she, he fucks her cock in the ass at the same time fucks her fucked, feeds him, he sows, sods, he is jamming and she eats all this and at the same time fucks herself in Dilda’s ear.
Dick Normal people in such a rental will not be. Then, through the Mudakov, Jeshchetsa is some frank frank pair like Bati and Flig, who practice such perversions daily, and for balabos are ready for this for a week without a break. And fucked up, everyone is happy. The directors – what a penny took off a couple of fuckers for extreme filming, and the dad and the fliga of the bruscs can not in the pair of pair of pair of pairs, and they will be fed before that before that.
Then the beginning of the shooting. Real work. Like everyone else, I thought from deep childhood that acting in porn is just fucked up what a fucking job. Like for days, you and all sorts of women in the pest and ass, they suck you dick and other grace – one high. So, dick! Dick!!! This is really plowing. Suppose on the screen everything looks like this: a room, there is a bed in it and there is a man’s cancer. Both moan, the camera grabs the frames of the dick entering in the sang, the singing is beautiful and all that. Idilia. Soft musical background and moans.
In real, the picture looks completely different. Around the bed, lamps with 500-welded lamps. Very hot. Stinks of a sweaty tan and label. Once every 5 minutes of shooting stopping and like sweat from the actors. An operator with a camera crawls around the fucking. A loud match of the director is constantly heard: “Olya! Fuck! Asshole, put up yourself! Yes, ass on the dick! Open your mouth wider! Dima! Bitch, fuck you at an angle, the sink is not visible! Fuck, you won’t break! Break dick, I say – we will straighten for free! So, let’s now, Olya is smoothly turning and starts to suck in Dima. Olya, I said smoothly! Fuck, ass Vilyi, asshole! So, Dima, fucking! What a dick has a dick fell ??? So, stop camera. Dima, fuck, time goes on! Let’s put it! So, camera, motor. Olya, turn to him again, slowly! So, look at him from the bottom up. Dima, and you make a lustful face. Olya, take a dick in your mouth, smoothly, start sucking! Fuck and do not bite but suck, you have forgotten how to suck ? Remember how Harasho got yesterday! St ? Remind ? I will remind those fucking right now! So, slower, faster, slower, faster: Dima, fucking, well, bitch portrayed pleasure! What are you fucking today, fucking ???”
And such a distribution throughout the day of filming. He and she stupidly fucking in the permanent teams of the director. Kaifa – almost zero. Cormation of corns on knees and bike.
As a rule, in the room where shooting is held, there is no extra people. Actors, operator, illuminator, director. All. Fucking – an intimate process and some kind of excess tension can at once drop the actor’s dick. By the way, for looking at the shooting, individuals are offered by very non -wound grandmas, but normal directors for this is not a leader.
Now about tricks. So that women look excited and attractive, they are constantly smeared with all sorts of oils. Like Jonesan-S Baby, nah. So that the men fall less dick – it is smeared with creams non -stop. Particularly cunning directors have doctors in their staff, who make a dick in the injections of a special superglide and a dick costs 8 hours. And fucked up. Here you just plow like meat, like a rabbit, nah. They said to fuck – fuck, they said to masturbate – jerk off. Well, women also. Grease the chisel with oil stem, and forward.
Artistic gluing the plot of the shooting of the play during the play. Separately, the shooting of close -ups: dick, pestilence, dick entering the pest, point, point with the inserted bark and other garbage. Then irrelevant scenes are mounted from all this.
All actors regularly check for any sexually transmitted bullshit, because Ebutsza is everything random with each other and if it gets sick alone – after 3 days, the whole team, including the director, operator and cleaning lady, Glasov.
But now, the shooting is finished, dicks and dogs can relax and the beginner of what allows you to subsequently fuck naive viewers – installation. In other words, they make exciting candy for masturbation around the world from the Gamn. How gluing make, where do Birutzets and other fucks come from – at the end of the story.
But the material is shot, the actors get an honestly earned dick and the loot of the loot and go once again the check for the sifac. And in the hands of the director the remaining a lot of footage of the material, from Katorav, you need to make a finished product.
Here the second person after the director comes into business – this is the editor. It is he who will sit for hours at the computer and glue a whole picture from pieces.
To begin with, the director and installer are sitting for a long time and stupidly watch all the shot. Along the way, the direction explains in what sequence and what exactly he would like to get in the end. Like this is the beginning, then the dressing room, then this fuck, then that, in this place a dick close -up, in this is a boob and all that. The editor of Trueza to remember all this, simultaneously asking the leading questions and sending the director a fuck, or, moreover, in the dog.
After that there is an digitization of material from DV-kama to a computer. By the way, as a rule, under the installation of use nial -yuy servaks, because as I already said, the output should receive high -quality material with DVD -quality. Therefore, on mounting server there are fucked fairy -tale screws, two processor mothers and a couple of monitors of 21 duim. Well, to this a couple of vidaks, a control monitor and other crap. And the installer means sitting and in the fuck ADODU premiere begins to mount. An hour-long installation film requires about 3-4 weeks. During this time, the plots are built in a logical order, excess removal, and the picture of the tarnish itself for a given time.
After that, filters and effects on the finished video file, so that later the picture seemed to be shot on some kind of kodak, in the sense of film. With such an unpretentious method, the film industry captivates the viewers-nanistophe, confident that they are watching a real movie. Another week is leaving for Render. At this time, the editor thumps and smokes shyshki, and the director begins to look for the people for voice acting and on the composition of musical accompaniment.
Watch an mounted but not voiced porn movie with a native audio road – this is a complete fucked. The feeling of cruel Niobo does not leave constantly. Well, about it, you see with gdazami – a real porn movie, fuck a beautiful woman, and want to immediately twist the shutter, but: But if – not these voices in the background! “Fucking! Let’s! Dick on the left, dick on the right! Fucking! Who farted?”As a rule, after some time, such a viewing of porn does not want to look until the end of life.
Next is voiceing. This usually occupies a permanent team, consisting of the theater actors, left -wing chicks with a sexual voice and other people of art. All of them are collected in the viewing hall with a TV of 52 inches and begin to twist the mounted material. Twist 20 times. Firstly, so that none of those who are in advance on these pornses get up during the dick and did not flow the nurse, and secondly, so that the people understand where and what dialogs the director conceived.
After that, within a few days, the studio resembles a brothel. Constantly groaning groans, ahi, heavy sighs and squeaks of the bed. This is plowing sounds. Their work, I will tell you – also not raspberries with Sacher. Let someone try to sit down and finish at least 5 minutes. Fuck. First, stupid laughter begins to strangle. Secondly sorrows throat. And thirdly you feel yourself a complete cretin. And people occupy this for 3-4 hours a day, until they write everything they need.
But sooner or later and this fuck is the end. Files with samples of groans to the same to the editor who drives them under the picture, adds theatrical sounds such as clapping the door, the creak of the bed and squelching of the nest. Now the film is more like porn. But something is missing. There is not enough musical background, which owes a spoon in the ear during fucking sessions, when no one says anything on the screen and only occasionally groans. Here the so -called “composer” comes into the case.
I am a little distracted. In the good old days of the German porn, when it was underground and it did not exist officially, with a musical lining to porn it was easier. Some thread of the famous lyrical melodies were taken, superimposed in the background of the sound path of the film and there are no problems. Now this will ride only in the Council of State, because by and large everyone does not give a shit for copyright.
Another thing – Porn for Bugor. There, they will be extremely strictly and instantly ascended by a fine at the very most unlucky if, in any thread of the Porn movie, the Enigma Sound-Trek-Trek-Trek-Trek-Trek (which, by the way, has very much even rolled for such a thing).
For this reason, Rosia porn fighters of the rectum of the priest and order sound accompaniment. Depending on the budget of the film, buyer or an hour and a half, some kind of garbage, which Pioneer Petya played with one finger on the Kasio self-attack, or specifically for the picture of the plot of the purchase of the purchase and sound accompaniment to order. In general, I personally fit into the topic as the second option.
Karoche, you Daeza SD with a recording of video shows and explain in detail what the atmosphere should be transmitted by music at one time or another. The quality of the picture is complete shit, because the video itself is needed only in order to understand where what development of the composition should be.
Composition of music for the film – I do not wish anyone. After all this, I began to respect real composers writing music for ordinary films. First, in the process of viewing, you write down on toilet paper at what time a changing plot on the screen. During this time, naked women and shooting are fucking up to a complete non -infusion. The only salvation is to regularly relieve sexual tension with some kind of girlfriend. Then you can work on calmly. In short, after all measurements receives a list of approximately 20 temporary tags. And now fucking as you want, but your music sounded in accordance with these marks. And you have the middle of the tact or a long losing – no one fucks. In general, there is still that work.
But all the music is imposed on the picture and is final reduced with moans and squelch pussies. Direct speech dialogs of actors are recorded on separate audio traffic. In the sense of if there is some bazaar on the topic – he is a record separate. Delatsetz is for that, our little German friends could then make dubbing dialogs in a porn studio, leaving the rest of the sound as in the original. After that, you can consider the film finished. The final version of the rewriter from the mounting server on the betaks and the director goes to get loot, pouring and smoking a gange. Ibats with women, as a rule, he does not want at least another month. Cassette with the film of the surrender to the producer, who himself decides how to make on this herbs-just put into a circulation in Russia, or also change it for 2-3 similar films for some kind of German Ali Finnish porn studio in order to replicate them directly.
Sometimes the actors in the contract are especially stipulated by the film that the film can only be sold for the hillock so that their native husbands and children do not accidentally see them according to KTV as their mommy druck 3 people. Many without this clause in the contract are simply refusing the shooting. Sunny, stsuki. By the way, this is one of the reasons why there is little in the circulation of amateur porn. Well, fucking fuck, if then the office in which you plow will be boring to the holes of the cash register on which you are recorded with a naked ass.
That’s actually all. I will add current that the creation of a porn movie is a really hard work in which people plow in the entire fuel oil and not occupying any pleasant garbage. And now you can insert your favorite porn movie and revise it again, after reading all the above.
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