…Television of 4 parts.Part one…………………………………..
(Almost in Gogol)
Participants:
1.Mother, an elderly woman of about sixty with a ponytail.
2.Daughter, married person of the years so forty.
3.Son -in -law that loves to take.
4.Son, Oboltus and Penantician.
Scene 1.The daughter is sitting by the TV, but does not look at the screen, fits a chamomile in his hand and sings:
I guess on chamomile…
Either loves, or just
Cute times are knitting…So…Loves does not like, spit, kisses,
Son because of the screen of the computer:
-Mom, and who are you guessing?
Mother:
-How to whom?On our sponsor, a benevolent benefactor, the beauty of the terrible (to himself, to the side: Barracuda dangerous…)
Son:
– It’s you about grandmother or something?
Mother, without answering, continues to guess:
– Love does not love
Spit, kiss
He will send money…
Son:
-On x & th send…
Mother:
-And this is possible.You won’t guess what rein to her tail…
Son:
-Mom, Ah, Mom…And with which p..the grandmother should send money to us?
Mother:
-And with such p…Dy, my son loved, that she slammed all the housing that the state to us all out of all.Consider: a four -room apartment in the north how much it costs? So divide this amount by five people.That’s how much she should give me by honor.
Son:
-Why did you write refusal from housing?
Mother:
– I still live with you here.,And not there.And it was like this:
(sings: the fox walks in the woods, the sweet of the song is Zavodilaaaaaa…
In short, if you want, duck listen.
My mother sung in my ears:
– You, daughter, abandon the inheritance,
And I will send funds,
So that there is something to live on…
Son:
-What? The old b…d?
Mother:
– At first I sent for five years,
Then the witch in her mouth was pushed to her
Sucking that and this
And my mother sent me to x & th…
Now there are no means or housing.
The fault is, of course, my.
I had to do it
Documented,
So that they do not fuck us in the mouth and in front and anal.
But I thought that the mother (still the mother-so does not deceive)
Did I think then that I would lure me like that…
I threw, son, us, daze-fofigist
I thought my mother.It turned out to be a-F-Rist-ka.
Scene 2.
Grandma in the image of a terrible woman-yagi sings in a nasty voice:
-Like Grandfather Andrey
The city was driven to the hose…
-Hey, sell, Andrey
A couple of geese..
Grandfather Andrey in answers:
-You are splashing, car,
You will dance to me
You can take it for nothing…
After a pause, he notices again:
Grandfather Andrey in answers…
The grandson, looking at her in the window, howls no less disgusting:
-Make me a mine.
Grandma:
-It’s you, or something, asshole?That’s what your dad is an asshole, well, you’re so just an asshole.
The grandson, offended, runs away, swearing at her as possible.
Scene 3.
Daughter and husband come to the grandmother.
Grandma:
– What x & I have pinned?
Daughter:
-We have no money now.Therefore, we will live here.(to yourself, to the side: thank you, Lord, that I did not let me dig out.Otherwise I had an old b…in the trash like that mother newborn Christinka)
Grandma:
-How come?
Daughter:
-And so, but like this!!!
Laugh with her husband.Grandma is angry.The grandson runs and tears:
-Yes, you would go, grandmother, on…
We don’t need you anymore,
You are at Uncle Vani yesterday
X.y sucked on the sofa
You are at Uncle Petit yesterday
Sharped on the floor,
You are at Uncle Fedy yesterday
Sharped on a moped.
You have aunt Katya yesterday
I licked on the bed…(and t.D.)
Scene 4.
The daughter comes home and sees this picture: her mother lies in bed with her son….Xia.
Daughter:
-It’s like that ?
Mother and son -in -law in chorus:
-And so, but like this…
Simple scene.End.
Leave a Reply