Pikuper – Erotic and sex stories for adults

I hate pickupers. They cause me contempt and disgust, mixed with pity. For those who do not know, “pickupers” are such young men who go to special “pickupa” courses, which is transferred to our mighty as “removing women”. They pay some frantic money in the belief that their guru will teach them how to say and how to act, so that the next girl agrees to go to bed.

There is no need to be seven spans in the forehead to understand: these courses are profanity, and they would have achieved almost equal success, simply telling each person ahead: “Let me give it to it!”. By the theory of probability, one of the many will take and agree, either from longing, or from curiosity, or from meadow. But no! These personnel try to seriously put into practice what they told them. Most annoyed by their attitude towards girls, as to the subject. Like a minibus: waved his hand, stopped, entered, rolled, went out ..

But for starters, I will talk about myself. My name is Masha, I am 26 years old, but I look younger, a slender brunette of a short stature, a meter to sixth-five. Fit, with a flat tummy, an elastic round ass and chest of the second size. I’m bisexual. This means that I am attracted by guys, but I do not mind casing with girls. Moreover, now I am in a relationship with a girl. Well – like in a relationship? We do not plan to “live happily and happily”, did not make each other promises. In fact, we just sometimes meet to have a good time, without denying anything to ourselves.

She is two years older, higher. Our sexual preferences are similar, so we understand each other so well. Our games are diverse and full of experiments, we do not disdain various toys, binding, and even flogging. Yes, yes, we love to punish each other, although, probably, more correctly, we love to be punished more.

Somehow for our little pranks we bought two toys. They are the same, but one is thinner – my beauty loves more likely, and this toy is suitable for my ass. Another thicker – more loading, as I love. Each toy is a semblance of a pear, which is inserted into the pussy, from a pear the toy makes a bend that presses on the clitoris, and the semblance of a penis is already attached to it, so when a pear is in a pussy, the member sticks forward, like a peasant. Whatever side of this toy we are, both get stunning sensations.

On this hot Friday evening, I fluttered around the summer city to my beauty, carrying a toy in her purse, the one that is thicker, a bottle of silicone lubricant and elastic bands. The weather was wonderful, and I decided to walk on foot, mentally anticipating the upcoming night.

“Girl, your gait is so grace” – a sudden compliment interrupted my fantasies. A skinny guy stood in front of me, in appearance of 17 years, growth somewhere 175, slightly hunched over. On a skinny face under the nose, a small washcloth, which is difficult to call a mustache under the nose.

“Thank you,” I answered mechanically. His mouth broke out in a strange grimace resembling a smile of shell -shocked.

“And you know, I met you for a reason!”

“Yes?” – I was surprised.

“Of course, after all, today is the Slavic day of the non -Kolyada non -Kolyada” – in fact, I don’t remember what exactly he said then, but it sounded about the same way for me. – “The day when there are unexpected meetings that change fate for the better!”

Usually I am an acute on the word and was about to stop this beginning verbal diarrhea with a portion of good verbal lopeamide, when she suddenly noticed the strange movements of this frame. His hips made some wave-like movements back and forth. The gesture that the fingers of his slightly protruded hand produced, looked like an attempt by a gynecologist with 20 years of experience to learn a card focus. Finally, I realized that it was wrong with his smile: his tongue wrote out incomprehensible pretzel, as if he wanted to scratch behind his ear, but only reached the lips. In addition to everything, he approached me unforgivably close, which only increased my aversion to what he saw.

Pikuper – I guessed. More recently, I read on the Internet about pickupers, but this dummies more like a parody of them. Just Charlie Chaplin in a casting for porn movie.

And then my plan has matured. Wild, stupid, reckless plan. I risked very much. Of course, I am a sports girl, in which case I can kick the eggs, but if the guy is more forgotten, such a case may not have been introduced. But, apparently, my erotic fantasies affected by which the head was scored a minute ago, and I decided to bring my plan to life.

“Yes, I think so too!” – I said joyfully, -” It will be an unforgettable meeting “I took it under my elbow and gently pressed me to my shoulder. From surprise, he stopped his jig-boys with hips and froze like an idol with his mouth open. Apparently, he did not have a program for such a case. He stood as a spilled out of bronze, finally, I decided to take the initiative into my own hands:

“My name is Lena” – of course, he should not know my real name – “And you?”

“Petya” – he mumbled.

“Petya, I liked you immediately. Tell me, and you live far?”

“Yes, here is across the road” – he waved his hand, indicating the direction.

“Very close! And you live alone?”

“With parents,” he muttered. His eyes shone in anticipation.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”.

“But they went to the country for the whole weekend!” – with a prayer in his voice he rammed. I quickly clicked back to his shoulder. It seems he even breathed a sigh of relief.

“To sing, and you have tea at home?”

“Well … eat”

“Let’s go to you, drink hot tea, otherwise it’s cold outside and I’m freezing”.

His eyes shone with joy, and his lips shook. He was not embarrassed by the fact that he should invite me to listen to a collection of lute music, nor that it was a little problematic on the street +28 and freezing in such conditions, nor that you should not drive strangers at all – is mom and dad at allThey didn’t tell you? But he was so overwhelmed with delight that he completely stopped thinking his head.

I bent to his ear and whispered softly:

“And I also want pi-pi!”

He nodded, and we hurried to his house.

A few minutes later we were already standing on the threshold of the apartment in a high -rise building, with shaking hands, he finally got into the castle and we entered. It was a small two -room apartment repair in the style of Soviet times. The decoration said that people of poor, but intelligent and neatly live here. I even felt a shame for Petit’s parents, she probably earn little, give Petya a little money for pocket expenses, and he lowers them to Lambada Lumbada lessons in the style of silent porn.

“Well, make us tea, and I am the firmation of the nose,” I said, with a flirty one, and hurriedly hastened to one of two small doors on the side. Not that I really needed pi-Pi, but under such a pretext he did not ask unnecessary questions. A plywood cabinet was attached to the toilet over the toilet. I quietly opened it. Construction tools, different screwdrivers, wires, ropes were dumped there. I closed the cabinet and decided, since I had an opportunity to use the toilet to the purpose.

After a couple of minutes, I went out, went into the bathroom to wash my hands, wiped the first towel at the door and headed for the kitchen, where this grief pikeper had already poured tea in cups.

I moved a chair closer to him and sat down. Pulling tea, looked at him, and he silently drank tea and looked at me with a lost look. He clearly did not know what to do in such a situation.

Once, Jehovah’s witnesses came to me-two such cute old women who asked me right from the threshold: “And you believe that if everyone had come, as it is written here, life would become better?”And one of them poked a finger at some verse in the Bible extended to me under my nose. I am an atheist to the brain and bones, but I know the Bible very well, and I know perfectly well that there is more than one verse on which these lovely old women would clearly not want to live before or the page later, so I said: “Of course! Let’s discuss this, come in, I pour you tea ” – and opened the door. But the old women apparently got used to the fact that they were sent to hell and did not know what to do when they were invited. Therefore, they looked at each other for a minute, then put some brochures into my hands and rushed into the darkness of the entrance.

Apparently Petty’s sexual experience could be calculated on the fingers of the hand of cripples with any degree of disability. Until now, he has been sending exclusively, but did not know what to do when the girl was so close. But there is only a staircase behind him and there is nowhere to retreat.

“Petya-ah-ah”-I purked insinuatingly-“And let’s go, you will show me your room?”

Petya nodded joyfully, we set the unfinished cups and went to his room. A small room, a sofa bed with an uncleaned bed, a clothing cabinet, a table with a computer, a mess on the table. Scattered textbooks for the first course of the university. “Well, at least not a schoolboy. It’s already good, ”I thought.

“You are so comfortable here,” I said, and hugged him by the neck. Her lips approached his shaking lips and gave him a slow delicate kiss, probably the first in his life. He was already trembling his whole body.

“Tell me, how do you feel about anal sex?” – I asked quietly

“What?” – he either did not understand the question, or clearly did not expect him.

“Well, sex in the ass. I like sex in the ass “

“Ah … well … normal”

“You know,” I whispered, touching his lips with my lips, “or maybe now you go to the toilet well and to the shower, so that then nothing distracts us, and I will wait for you here,” and I turned off from him and jumped onto himbed, stretching out, cringing the back and protruding the ass. My short dress lifted up and found lace panties. My Pikapa hero stood and looked at me with tagged eyes. “Come on! I’m waiting!” – I playfully reminded.

And he rushed to the toilet. I decided not to waste time, I looked into the dressing room. I found two belts for the trousers, and put them in the corner of the bed under the pillow, brought her handbag from the hallway and put it nearby.

A few minutes later the toilet door creaked, then the door of the bathroom. Soon I obeyed a splash of water. I quietly penetrated the toilet, took a rope from the cabinet and won a couple of meters of toilet paper. All this I placed there under the pillow and lay down on the bed. A few minutes later the noise of water stopped, and now he appeared on the threshold … Naked … “Well, you, guy, optimist,” I thought to myself. His skinny hunched naked body caused laughter, and his hands that did not see physical activity are greater than the keys for entering the address of his beloved porn site even caused some kind of sympathy. But no, in my game there is no place for sympathy, so I portrayed admiration on my face, slowly rose, trying to move most defiantly, went up to him and hugged:

“You are so handsome”. I kissed his lips again, and he trembled again. “Don’t be afraid, I don’t bite,” I turned it and pushed him with my back to the bed. Laid on her back and began to kiss her neck, chest, skinny stomach. He did not stop trembling. I pulled off my dress, remaining in panties and bra. But the guy was excited so that the member refused to react. Then I unfastened the bra and threw it to the side, exposing my neat breasts.

Although this type did not attract me at all, all this game started me in a strange way. My fuses swelled, and I pressed them to his chest, continuing to kiss his face and neck.

“You know,” I whispered to him. “I see you don’t really know what to do, and therefore you are worried. Let’s do everything myself. And so that you do not worry and do not think whether you are doing the right thing or not, I will tie you. Then you will not have to think about it and be distracted ” – he quickly nodded.

I sat on his chest, pulled a belt from under the pillow and tied her hands above his head. The belt had to be wrapped three times around the skinny handles so that it could fasten. Likewise, I did with his feet. Then she took the rope, missed her between his hands and made a couple of turns around the belt so that the rope tightly pulled the belt, and tied this end of the rope. I missed the other end by the head of the sofa, dragged it under the sofa, led out from the side of the legs, and also missed around the belt that prompted the ankles. I pulled the belt as I could, so that it pulled with a string under the sofa, stretching his legs and arms in different directions, and knotted the knot tightly. In this way of binding, I was taught by one guy in my student years, the only one in which I still miss. Well, I will tell you about him another time.

All this time Petya looked at me in fright. I stood next to the bed and slowly, shaking my hips, pulled off the panties. Now Pikaper’s gaze was chained to my smoothly shaved pussy. Well, man, today you will have impressions for your life. Your Kolyada is right, maybe you’ll get a mind, change fate for the better.

I sat down with my wet pussy on his stomach, facing him and began to move backward. He did not take his eyes off my brush. I started one hand behind my back and began to massage his cock and testicles. Gradually, the member began to swell, then I decided to stop.

“You are so tense. Let’s get a relaxing massage to you for starters, ”I got up and pulled it to the side, trying to turn it over. He succumbed to the tied outstretched hands a little interfered, but still he rolled over on his stomach. I looked at his flat ass and thought: “Eh, if to tear you as it should.”. But this was not part of my plans.

Sat on his feet just above the knees and began to massage his back. Sometimes my hands descended and faded his flat ass, sometimes diving below and tickled the testicles and a member. Periodically, I went to him, fucked and whispered compliments in his ear: “You are so beautiful! You have such a cool ass! You excite me like that!”. Sometimes I just sighed voluptuously and moaned over his ear. His cock began to swell again and rest on the bed.

Massaging his testicles with my hand, I again lay down on him. Continuing to eat with my pussy at his feet, I asked:

“To sing, can you make me pleased? I want it so much. You may be a little painful, but then you will like it “.

“Certainly! Anything for you ” – the guy you clearly did not think about the answer. However, my question was a pure formality, and his answer did not change his future fate in any way.

I moved the crotch closer to his back. Continuing to be firing with hips and touching his pussy priests, not forgetting to moan voluptuously, I reached for the handbag. Trying to keep it so that he was not visible, she took out a grease from there, a condom and my big friend. The dimensions of this raspberry monster are truly awesome. The working part is about 17 centimeters in length, it is not smooth, but has three pronounced rods, so that the tip has this instrument about 3.5 centimeters in diameter, and closer to the base all 4.5. I pulled a condom on him, lubricated everything well with grease and laid it nearby.

Then I squeezed out a lubricant on my fingers and began to rub it into the anus of the unfortunate pickuper, continuing to eat everything on his legs, moan and encourage him with different words about what handsome he was and how good I am. Gradually adding lubricants, I put one finger into his ass, then two, on three he already began to overwhelm and moan. “Be patient! You are smart! I feel so good!” – I encouraged him.

Well, enough preludes – I thought. I got up and neatly introduced a pear of this tool. Although I flowed for a long time, and where I needed to be lubricated, the pear in diameter is also not small – about 4 centimeters, albeit small in length. Therefore, it is required to enter it carefully. But it does not fall out.

I wiped her hands with toilet paper from excessive lubrication on her fingers and put the tip of the toy to the anus of my victim, around which the same washcloth grew up as it was under his nose. Petya jerked. But the ropes hold well, my knees on the sides also do not let him spin.

How to feel this thing in my ass, I know very well. Most recently, I was stupidly left my girlfriend to get wet in the rain, for which I was punished sternly that evening. Not only did I get a good flogging, my beauty decided to punish me in the ass. Yes, not just punish, but with this huge thing. Usually for my ass, we use a smaller toy, but then I had to feel this monster. I remember very well how I roared and begged for mercy … I will tell you this story, too, somehow another time.

Nevertheless, then I enjoyed it and was about to ask her about it somehow. True, I have been practicing anal sex for 6 years, my ass is familiar to such games, and I like it, but the poor boy will have to survive an unforgettable feeling. Now he feels what it is when you are used as an object for sexual pleasures.

And I pressed my newly -fingered member. Pressing was responded with pleasant pressure in the clitoris, bringing me additional pleasure. And also responded with a groan:

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing!!!” – the first rod of the latex member disappeared behind the ringle of a boyish anus.

“Be patient! Everything is fine! You are smart! My God, how nice!” – with aspiration began to reassure him. I began to make light movements back and forth. Gradually increasing the amplitude. Over time, the ring of the anus relaxed and my artificial pussy already glided freely with its extreme section. The time has come for the “second base”. Gradually, I pushed deeper

“Iyyyyy!” – now the second rib has disappeared into the virgin ass.

“Well done! I am so good with you! I am so pleased!”. But really, the pear part inside me also moved and gave incredible pleasure, the picture was complemented by the front part, which pressed on the clitoris.

I have already begun to moan openly. Everything is stronger and stronger.

“A-ah-ah! It hurts, pains, pains, pains!!!!” – but I no longer listened, the member entered almost to the whole depth, and I moved faster and faster from rolling pleasure. Now I already stretched along him, laying on his back on his back, laid her arms in his arms, wrapped his legs on his legs and moved like a stupid, not noticing anything around! My beauty, when she fucks me, is also losing control in the end and is already just hollowing in full, not noticing anything around. And I like it.

I, not understanding myself, began to groan frankly in my voice, straight to Petya’s ear. Instinctively, I bit my lip to drown the moans. This habit has been developing for a long time by itself, when I was afraid that my neighbors would run to my screams.

A wave of warmth and cold rolled through my body, piercing like an electric current, I, not remembering myself, with a frenzy of a poor boy. Finally, the feeling of satisfaction was spread over the whole body, the awareness of himself gently returned with him. In my ears there was my muffled cry like sobs and groans similar to sobs. Gradually the ringing passed, and I realized that the sobs and moans belonged not to me at all.

The boy’s shoulders twitched, his face was in tears.

“Thank you, Petya! It was great! I have never experienced anything like it, ”I encouraged a sobbing kid.

I smoothly pulled the instrument from myself, and then from it. I took a condom with toilet paper, wrapped it and took it to the kitchen, to the garbage bucket.

Petya was still lying motionless, only continued to sob and did not say anything. His anus was an open hole, and a small wet spot formed under the wrinkled member. The bladder relaxed with the anus.

I quickly left my little things in my bag, pulled on clothes. She went to the head of the sofa:

“Thanks again! You are the best “and kissed him on the lips.

“I’m sorry, I have to run,” I said quickly. The knot of the knot of the belt on his legs dismissed and threw the end of the rope to the floor: now he could free himself.

She grabbed her bag, ran to the door, quickly put her shoes, opened the castle, shouted:

“Close the door behind me! Kiss”.

And rushed away.

..

My beauty met me with a menacing look: “Masha, where are you gone? Already night in the yard. I’m waiting for you for two hours. I got completely at my hands, I feel you should tear out “.

“Katka, you will not believe”. And I talked about my adventure.

My beauty decided that the reason was respectful and canceled the flogging. But from my own story I again trembled in the lower abdomen.

“You know,” I said. -“I still did bad. Maybe I deserved a punishment in the ass?”, And I took out our big toy from my bag…

But that is another story…

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