We went by train, and in the next compartment I immediately noticed a pretty blonde. Somehow the table organized by itself, met, drank. It soon became clear that she agrees to everything. But having sex was immediately impossible, and we agreed that I would come at night. It got dark, I drank for courage, entered her compartment, quietly closed the door, undressed, climbed to the touch under the blanket on her lower right shelf. She immediately began to breathe excitedly, I planted her and finished silently five minutes later.
I dressed in the corridor, where at least something was visible, and went to sleep. In the morning through a dream, I see that my blonde is standing at the compartment door, reproachfully says: “I was waiting for you”, and goes to the platform. I come to my senses, restore events in my head and in horror I understand that yesterday I went into the wrong compartment! I’m knocking there, open it – nobody. And on the lower right shelf lies a crumpled piece of paper, on which a green handle, with a clumsy handwriting is brought out: “Thank you, man!”
And this is the story of my friend when she told after the fifth glass, we laughed like that
I’m married, we live with my parents. I’ll say right away that my dad never knocks on me when he enters our room. Once I got sick, but the passion of how I wanted sex. And now, when I made my husband a blowjob, I was disassembled by such a cough that horror. And then dad comes in with the phrase: “Daughter, Six the mucaltin!”
: My institute friend Zhenya and I once met at a party with two friends – Anya and Marina. There were such large women, assertive. Soon he took Anya to him. I did not work out with Marina, and I returned home alone – evil and disappointed. At one in the morning, Zhenya calls, at the same time laughs like crazy, groans at times, and all this against the backdrop of the howl of the sirens:
– If you are with Marina now, get off with?her immediately! They are from the rowing team! When I was under me, I grabbed my ass and, when she finished, rushed with all her might! I am now taken to the ambulance to the hospital with a rupture of the buttocks!
It was in the south. There were so many cherries that the owners in whom we rented a room allowed to tear the berries right from the trees in the yard. I armed myself with a stepladder and, as soon as I tried to reach the most ripe berries, I felt a decisive touch of cool fingers to my genitals. Someone threw my household to another trouser leg! And said reproachfully:
– Vasya, the children are watching!
The funniest in this story is that I am not Vasya. It turned out that her husband had a beautiful blonde who lived in the neighborhood, had the same shorts and floods as mine.
Yu25.04.2017 16:48] Lana Bright: – Look at the X -ray picture, he has carrots in the anus.
– She is as big – how he ate her?
– And he did not eat her!
From the series “Ambulance”
A friend was driving on a train. With her in the compartment was a couple who had sex at night. A friend slept serenely and did not hear anything, but then the train suddenly twitched, she fell from the shelf to the floor, opened her eyes and saw a man who had jumped up from the fright in front of her nose. A friend cried out.
“Don’t be afraid, he will fall now,” the neighbor reacted sadly.
One girl met with a young man. And they were big lovers of anal sex. Then somehow they broke up abruptly, and the young man went to her girlfriend, with whom they, in turn, fell in love with oral sex. He left her even faster.
Both in upset feelings sit in the kitchen in the evening, suffer, pour tears, men – goats. Here the second first says:
– Well, all of them! Let’s be lesbians!
“No,” the first replies, “I can’t kiss the mouth in which there was the member that was in my ass.
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