There lived a man and a woman, they had a son a fool. He conceived how to marry and sleep with his wife. Every now and then picked up to the father:
– Zhenya me, father!
Father and tells him:
– Wait, son, it’s too early to marry you, x…th you still does not reach the ass when he gets to the ass, at that time you and Zhenya…
Here the son grabbed his hands for x…th, pulled it as strong as possible, looked – and exactly true, does not get a little to the ass.
– Yes, – says, – and it is too early for me to get married, x…th my still small, not enough before the ass! You need to wait a year old, another.
Time goes on, but the fool is only working, which stretches x…th. And now he achieved the sense, became x…th it get out not only to the ass – and after enough.
– It will not be a shame and sleep with his wife, I will pleasure, I will not let her into strangers! Father thought to himself:
– What to expect from a fool!
Told him:
– Well, son, when x…th you have grown so big that there is enough through the ass, then there is nothing to marry you: live idle. Sit at home, but your x…e…and yourself in the ass. The point and ended.
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